Off to See the Wizard! Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado. They are whirled off to the land of OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard. "What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says, "I've come for some courage." "No Problem! says the Wizard. Who's next?" Richard Nixon steps forward, "Well, I think I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?" Up steps Dubya and says, "I'm told by some of the American people that I need a brain." "No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done." Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?" "IS DOROTHY HERE?"