HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!). 1: Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2: Remove your laptop. 3: Start up 4: Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5: Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 6: Then hit this link