Potato Peeler.

A boy comes home from his daily shift at the potato-chip factory.
’’What's the matter son.’’ his dad asks.
’’I got fired.’’ the boy replied.
His dad marched down to the potato-chip factory and asks to speak to the manager.
The dad says ’’Why did you fire my son.’’
The manager replies ’’I caught him sticking his dick in the potato peeler.
’’May I see the potato peeler.’’ the dad asks.
The manager replies, ’’No... I fired her too.’’