FARMER

This guy gets drunk at this bar and decides to start a farm and the bartender tells him that there are a couple of farms down the road... so he goes to the 1st farm and sees the farmer is selling roosters. He asks "Can I buy a rooster?" The farmer says, "Sure, but we call them 'cocks'." So now he has his cock and he goes to the second farm and sees the farmer is selling ducks, he asks the farmer, "Can I buy a duck?" The farmer says, "Sure, but we call them 'pullits'." So now he's got his cock and his pullit. Next he goes to the 3rd farm and sees the farmer is selling donkeys, he buys one and the farmer says "It is a stubborn one and when it stops, you have to scratch the ass so it will start moving again." So he's walking along and the ass stops in front of a church.

The guy asks the nun out front if she could hold his 'cock' and 'pullit' while he scratches his ass!