MAGIC DILDO MAY ASS!!

A man goes to the store to buy his wife a dildo, and the storekeeper shows him all types of dildos. The last one the store keeper shows him is the "magic dildo". The storekeeper explains that this dildo will have intercourse with whatever you tell it to. To demonstrate, he said "magic dildo, my wife." The dildo flew automatically to the back of the storeroom, where the man saw the dildo fucking the storekeeper's wife, and doing a good job of it. He decided to buy it, even though it was three thousand dollars. The man drove home happily, and told his wife of the great thing he'd done. Boy, was she pissed! The wife said, "THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS???!!!! You just got ripped off!!! 'Magic Dildo' MY ASS!!!!"