A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say: " Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange .........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My Gosh!!!! They're assholes!"